Thanks for the lemons, jerks

I'm trying really hard to make lemonade, but it just doesn't seem to work. It's been one catastrophe after another. Work, wife, family, money, etc. Will the lemon's stop being thrown at me? I can't even pick up the one's that have been cast first. My body is bloody and pulpy. I can't see anymore. I don't even hear. All I can sense is a vibration and a numbness. Make it stop.